I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

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I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence. Lea Seydoux on American films (via aizea)

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Everyone’s just looking for reasons to wake up and get out of bed, some do it for nothing but a kiss, perhaps a cup of coffee, others have a harder time; no train to catch, no hand to hold, no reasons at all. Unknown (via satans-ghost)

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You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

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he’s going to fuck you up and you’re going to let him most sober thing a drunk person could ever say to you  (via flannel)

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